Hippo's Pond


SPLASH!!! Welcome To THE HIPPO Pond !!!! Come on in, I don't Bite! Have you ever been bitten by a Hippo before?
My Name is John (aka EweHippo). If you are a friend, you can call me Hip and if you are not, maybe we can be and if you do not like me, why are you reading this?

Please DO NOT SLIP! This is an under construction site and I will be updating this site on a regular basis, so mark MY Pond and come back and see what I have done. I will be sharing with you a whole bunch of things that really have no great value or meaning but will make your life complete (a Dilbertism).

Who is John Hippo anyway? Please read on and find out. Prepare to be enlightened. First, as you might have already guessed, I like Hippos (NO that is not my password for anything!) Why Hippos one might ask? Why NOT? They don't have anyone to mess with them, they are mean, not lean and one big bad fighting machine! They get to stay in the water most of the day and sleep and eat. They do not have the responsibility of being King of the Jungle; that role is best left to my lovely wife who is a professional bowler, model and . queen of her lair.

Here are the things you need to check out:

Personal Pond

Here you can check out INS softball, Wedding pictures, my early years, the Navy years and other Personal Things.

The Official Tiger Karen Fan Club
I'm host of an awesome club honoring my favorite professional bowler and model.

Family Pond

Come check out The Hippo's Family, Pets and Friends.

INS Pond

Come learn about the people the Hippo works with and where he works.

The Travel Pond

See pictures of where This Hippo has been and the neat travel links.

The Photography Pond

See galleries of pictures this Hippo has taken!

The Joke Pond

Great Jokes for EWE and ME.

Hippo's Links

Do I have to tell you what is here?

Credits on this site



Towels provided on the way out...

Hope you enjoyed your swim!

You can email me at
[email protected]